About Is It Dragon Con Yet?

Statement of Purpose

Is It Dragon Con Yet? ("the Service") exists to answer, with the seriousness it deserves, the single most urgent recurring question in the Southeastern United States: is it, in fact, Dragon Con yet.

The Service does not editorialize. It does not speculate. It consults a calendar, applies a peer-reviewed algorithm, and returns a verdict. That verdict is final, except on Mondays and Tuesdays, when it is deliberately not final, because nothing about that period is final. See "Our Methodology" below.

Our Methodology

Status is computed daily, automatically, by a small robot that has never attended Dragon Con and has no plans to. It does not need to. It has a calendar.

The algorithm recognizes four states:

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this the official Dragon Con website?

No. Dragon Con's official website is dragoncon.org. This is a smaller, more focused service that answers one (1) question and does not sell badges, host programming, or represent the convention in any capacity.

Why does the site care so much about Wednesday specifically?

Because everyone else does too. Ask any attendee when Dragon Con "really starts" and you will get a fight, not an answer. The Service's position — Wednesday is a beautiful, badge-less limbo — is the closest thing to consensus this debate has ever produced.

What is the Cult of the Marriott Carpet?

A parade group, founded by Eternal Zan in 2017, dedicated to the Atlanta Marriott Marquis's distinctive geometric carpet pattern — a design so beloved that in 2013 two attendees cosplayed as it, went viral, and received an actual cease-and-desist from the carpet's manufacturer. The Cult has since produced a marching band, a color guard, a dinosaur mascot (Carpetsaurus Rex), and considerable grief when the hotel replaced the original pattern with a duller successor fans call the "Skid Marks" carpet.

Who is Jon?

Jon is a cardboard cutout of a FedEx delivery employee that has stood in the walkway between the Marriott and the Peachtree Center food court since 2019. He arrives each Thursday unadorned. By Friday he has acquired googly eyes. By Saturday, a lei, a mustache, and something that may or may not be fake blood. By Sunday he is unrecognizable, beloved, and the object of offerings (beer, pudding, candy) left in his honor. By Monday, he is gone, and a shrine remains. Cofounded by Mike Piazza and Ken Bryer, the Cult of Jon now numbers in the thousands. He did not ask for this. He is, nonetheless, the Deliverer.

What's the deal with badge ribbons?

Small strips of cardstock, given freely, that attach to the bottom of a con badge and — over the course of several days — form what attendees call a "badge beard." The tradition traces to the Loyal Order of the Ribbon, founded in 2017, which printed 1,500 ribbons and inadvertently created an economy. The current record for longest badge beard stands at 34 feet, 9 inches (369 ribbons), set in 2021.

Why does everyone dress as the same three things every year?

Because whatever dominated theaters or streaming that summer will, without fail, generate no fewer than forty near-identical costumes on the convention floor by Friday afternoon. This is not a bug. It is the ecosystem functioning as intended. The Service considers it a load-bearing tradition and asks that you be kind to costume number thirty-one.

Governance

This page is maintained with the same rigor as the rest of the Service: occasionally, and mostly by a GitHub Action.

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